spritzee:

thebootydiaries:

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

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me, shedding tears: i love you too

dannydino11:

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

worldsworstfather:

2dphobic:

worldsworstfather:

wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.

this post is especially good when read as a haiku

florideae:

keith: the l in lance stands for i love him

shiro: that doesn’t make any sense-

keith: then explain why i love him so much

thebootydiaries:

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

ukulelekatie:

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

anyone else here a fool? a hooligan? an oaf with a phd in bufoonery?

spicymemesociety:

rtrixie:

oldmancaleb:

tits-n-trix:

pregnantseinfeld:

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him

Hey please don’t type these words ever again

thebootydiaries:

interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: wow where to start